Johnnie (4 years old): You smell like poop.
Maria (26 years old): You smell like poop.
Johnnie: You smell like poop and garbage.
Maria: You smell like poop and garbage.
Johnnie: You smell like poop, garbage...and cats.
Maria: .......you win, my friend, you win.
How do you top cats? Really? This kid's a genius. I'm imagining a smell that would most likely come from one of the houses on Hoarders. I should be really offended that he would say such a thing to me, his mother, but instead I'm kind of proud in a twisted way. Like I almost did something right.
Aw, I think he's going to do well in school.